Pelting the Driver

 

We wait for the blue tractor,

tomatoes ready, muscles primed.

Pelting the driver with old fruit

is October's looked-for

bit of casual humour;

after all, winter's coming down the chute.

 

With unholy nights and nothing

to savour bar the twelve days of Christmas;

pelting the driver with old fruit

is a ritual we're not too old

to honour, nor too crusty -

after all, winter's coming down the chute.

 

All year we've laboured in the rows

picking and trimming, and vice-versa;

pelting the driver with old fruit

will justify the boredom

our bosses have inflicted -

after all, winter's coming down the chute.

 

We wait for the blue tractor -

and its chugging never disappoints.

Pelting the driver with old fruit

is our requiem for summer

(it crowns the glory of our harvest)

after all, winter's coming down the chute.